Surviving Whole Foods

Whole Foods is like Vegas. You go there to feel good but you leave broke, disoriented, and with the newfound knowledge that you have a vaginal disease. Unlike Vegas, Whole Foods' clientele are all about mindfulness and compassion... until they get to the parking lot. Then it's war.

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  • @Chris_Riordan

    Read this a couple years ago and it's still really funny... Have a great day! Namaste????

    Via: Sep 23, 2016
  • Elizabeth Bosse shared this.
    Via: Oct 03, 2016